And you can bet I won't even get one of those.
On a similarly self-pitying note, someone from Camberra, Australia (hello!) recently googled: "Why does my gaydar profile only attract ugly men?".
Guess what! My blog is the top result for this search out of 657 hits... I am not sure why, except that it is rather relevant to my experience of Gaydar and other such websites. It is good to see that I am not the only one with that problem, though.
Tags: Gaydar, gay, LGBT, GLBT, life, men, diary, love, Valentine, Valentine's day, cards, schadenfreude.